URBAN JUNGLE IS FOR ADULTS MORE THAN THOSE BLOODY CHILDREN.
THESE 10 STORIES WILL RESONATE ACROSS ALL DEMOGRAPHICS.
OUR THEMES AND CHARACTERS ARE BOLD AND UNCOMPROMISING BUT THEY ARE ALSO AFFIRMATIVE AND UNIVERSAL. WE’RE GOING TO FILL OUR BOTTLES HALF FULL. (AND THEN ADD A BIT OF HOT SAUCE TO SPICE THINGS UP).
SO OUR ANIMALS WILL SEE THEIR URBAN WORLD SIMILARLY AND THEY’LL BE SURE TO SWEAR ACCORDINGLY - Here’s how animals like to cuss.
Shnookerdookies!
Fudge nuggets!
Cheese and rice!
Banana shenanigans!
Six and two is eight!
Barbara Streisand!
Jiminy Crickets!
Son of a monkey!
William Shatner!
Son of a motherless goat!
Judas Priest!
Gosh darn it!
Shut the front door!
Holy cow!
Horse pucky!
Fudge berries!
Cornnuts!
Poo on a stick!
Aw, duck water!
Fraggle rock!
Bull spit!
Son of a biscuit!
Leapin’ lizards!
Peanut butter and jelly!
Mother of pearl!
Tartar sauce!
Fish paste!
What the frog!
Kitty whiskers!
Barnacles!
Eat soap!
Eat slugs!
I don’t give a Donald Duck!
Yuck fou!
Aw, noodles!
Hamburgers!
Fishsticks!
Son of a nutcracker!
Phony holy roku!
THANKS FOR READING! you Sunny Beaches. Now go lick a duck.